Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?