Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the broom late for school?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?