Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?