Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What boat is great at getting a deal?