Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which celebrity loves to read?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?