What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where do horses reside?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
A book just fell on my head.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
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Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Do you have the best ceiling?