Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which plant has the best roar?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?