What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What was the first animal in space?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?