What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which musician loves to make chili?