Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?