Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which animal loves to have a good time?