What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What fish only swims at night?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What type of car do planets buy?