What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?