What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the math book sad?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do frogs eat in the summer?