Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
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What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?