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What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How does dinner smell?
What sweet treat never panics?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?