Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?