What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?