Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What food is a man's best friend?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?