How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did electricity win the race?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?