What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do cows wear bells?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
A book just fell on my head.