What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?