Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?