Why is a doctor always calm?
They have a lot of patients.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?