Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is the most faithful insect?