What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What is another name for a cow?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a short cow?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?