What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do fleas travel?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?