Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the cat so small?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?