Why was the cow afraid?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?