What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
How long will dinner be?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do you organize a space party?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?