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What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
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Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
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Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?