Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?