Where do chips wear socks?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?