Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What money do cats use to go shopping?