Why was the bud so shy?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which dogs love to study science?
Which subject has two parts?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is another name for a cow?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?