What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?