What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?