What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do some people love eating snails?