What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of bird can write?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?