What do you call a smelly horse?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why was the math book sad?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?