What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What condiment has wings?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which plant has the best roar?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
When do cows get tired?
Where do automobiles have picnics?