Why is a doctor always calm?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
If you need help building an ark...
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We had a discussion about roses.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why are skunks always so depressed?