Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Because they're as fit as a fiddle!
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do cows say on NYE?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How does dinner smell?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?