Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?