Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do goldfish go camping?