Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why was the cow afraid?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?