Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?