What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?