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Because then it would be a foot.
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Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
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When should you stop for a glow worm?
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What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
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What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
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Why are winter days great?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
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