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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?