What birds always travel in twos?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?