What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's the loudest sport?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What does an evil hen lay?
How does a barber get to work?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...