What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the mime upset?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?