What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are goats so funny?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do chips wear socks?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?