Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
What is the color of the wind?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?