Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is another name for a cow?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?