Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's the most determined bird?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?