How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What vegetables make the best music?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do cats love to work?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What fish sings the best?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why are winter days great?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the beach's favorite movie?