I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Families are like fudge.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?