I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's the scariest letter?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What math figure is also in the band?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?