Why are skunks always so depressed?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?