What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do books sleep?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?