What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What makes music in your hair?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?