Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of computers do horses use?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What animal knows kung fu?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?