Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?