What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which family member has tusks?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call the dog magician?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?