What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Someone stole my mood ring!
How do you send a message in the forest?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What sweet treat never panics?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call bears with no ears?