Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?