What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?