Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the politest month?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?