What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where do cows go on the weekend?