What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
People are so hard on car mechanics.