What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do elves learn in school?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why are books always so angry?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of bee do teachers love?