Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which is the worst season?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a short cow?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?