Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?