What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why is the piano so hard to open?