Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?