What do you call a hike across the universe?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?