Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do moms make good vintners?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?