My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
How does a barber get to work?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?