What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the fish blush?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.